Most Upsetting Cinema Sex Views Ever

    Curran Robb
    By Curran Robb

    Sex scenes in films are typically romantic, sensual and steamy. Sometimes they're a little awkward, sometimes funny or amusing, and frequently a tiny bit disturbing. And then there are the scenes which are just downright disgusting.

    In honour of Universal Pictures' The Change-up, that's on Blu-ray and DVD from 23rd January, these filthy sex scenes are just what we're celebrating. In the film, Mitch (Ryan Reynolds) includes a weekly rendezvous with Tatiana (Mircea Monroe), a 9-months expectant mother he apparently met at childbirth class. While she's lovely, the scene is certainly not as she charges in the flat demanding wild animal sex.

    Feeling quite sorry for Dave (Jason Bateman), who is stored in Mitch's body at the time of the encounter, we chose to trawl with the past twenty years and relive other films that made us wince, cringe, and canopy our eyes.

    10. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, 2004

    Kumar (Kal Penn) shows the world precisely how intense an appreciation affair with drugs is often as he moans in pleasure during sex which has a giant bag of weed. While seemingly every stoner's dream come true, it's questionable how this asexual bag of marijuana can do much without the actual body parts.

    9. American Pie, 1999

    At a most classic sex-with-an-inanimate-object scenes, we cringe as Jim (Jason Biggs) is caught by his dad sex together with his mother's freshly made pie. It forever changed madness of warm apple pie making it us ponder the similarities between baked goods and sex.

    8. Jack Frost, 1996

    Jim's American Pie crush Shannon Elizabeth was previously crushed with a killer snowman on this cult classic, noticably due to the hilariously poor acting. While intended as an unpleasant rape scene, the result is a sordid sexual encounter from the snowman as well as a teen girl. In addition to the indisputable fact that Frosty appears to be a huge marshmallow, the grossest part is probably that he's poking her with his carrot nose.

    7. Best of luck Chuck, 2007

    Having women literally arranging to rest with you probably feels like heaven to the majority of men. Chuck (Dane Cook) learns it is usually the contrary when you're doing it using the form of freaks which are more tightly focused on praying to God the Saviour than pleasing you, or have a tattoo that reads George W. above her, um, bush.

    6. Step Brothers, 2008

    Dale (John C. Reilly) is surprised within the men's toilet when his step brother's wife goes stalker crazy and demands sex. After hopping onto his bits and thrusting back and forth in ways that oddly resembles a woodpecker, she tells him to 'Stay golden, pony boy' before lifting a leg and having a wee inside the urinal. Dale thinks it's incredible, that this sort of is actually you're into quick, woodpecker sex and some women that wee like men.

    5. Team America: World Police, 2004

    In this controversial sex scene (nine edits would have to be shown to the Film Association of the usa before they will approve it), we view puppets go in internet marketing of the many possible angle their plastic bodies will permit. While their creepy smiles don't change at all in the romp, their positions do a great deal - with every one causing us to wonder a lot more what the heck we're doing watching disturbing doll sex.

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    4. The Hangover Part II, 2011

    Basically we don't actually see the sex scene between Stu (Ed Helms) as well as the Thai transvestite he's got emotional sex with while black out drunk, our imagination costs nothing to conjure some pretty dirty images. What we should get to view is Stu's priceless reaction as 'she' reveals her private parts and the man involves terms together with the undeniable fact that he earned wish to a she-he.

    3. The Change-Up, 2011

    Dave (Jason Bateman), while trapped in Mitch's (Ryan Reynolds) body, is seduced with a very pregnant and horny woman, that is expecting her weekly sex session. She lunges toward him, her enormous nude belly leading the way, and attacks the repulsed Dave-as-Mitch. Yes, pregnant women are beautiful, however, not when you can see their baby's foot protruding through their enlarged stomach. Another scene isn't much better, as Mitch-as-Dave is aware about Dave's naked wife going for a massive poo on the toilet.

    2. Bad Santa, 2003

    Billy Bob Thornton shows us a side of Santa we never planned to see when he engages in anal sex with a prostitute from the dressing room at work. The scene basically destroys the visions there was as children of jolly old Saint Nick and his awesome sweet Mrs. Claus.

    1. Kingpin, 1996

    Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson) opts for repulsive sex together with his landlady instead of paying rent. Post sex, as he is projectile vomiting within the toilet, she questions their bond between good sex and a good crap: 'What can it be about good sex that frequently makes me need to crap? Guess it's all that pumping. Pump and dump.' How poetic.

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